Exams are over. So what?

Why hello world,

My exams are OVERRRRR. Awesome,right? You would think I would feel liberated and want to paint the town red but I don't. For some reason, this summer seems different. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I am starting a 3 month internship from next Monday. Maybe I have not ended my school term on a good note. Maybe, maybe not. Who knows.

Well today I went to catch Iron Man 3! It was a free ticket too but too bad I did not manage to catch the last scene! I googled when I got home and there was one!! Which means I have to go again, I must. After the movie, I immediately went back home and decided to cook dinner and bake...like a nice traditional wife should....BUT IT SUCKED. hahahaha. Seriously. Let me show you what I made:

Oh my God...wow... It's a f*cking sandwich.

Looks amazing? Let me tell you, my mum was forcing herself to swallow half the sandwich. I guess it's the raw out-of-can tuna aversion which everyone in my family loathed and I can't blame them. Honestly, I hated it too. It was pretty fishy (<---unintended pun !!! *pats self on back,* good job Shanaaz, good job) Anyways, what I learnt from this is... Instagram is an amazing photoshop tool. This looks attractive but sure as hell doesn't taste as good as it looks.

 Apart from that, I also learnt that adding beans to your tuna does not make any difference..any freaking difference. Fo' sho'(<--gangsta'..alright I will stop). Neither does lemon. Really. Would I make this again? I might because I need to finish up the beans and another can of tuna. Pffft.

After I made this atrocious dinner, I baked. Due to my financial circumstances and baking depression (that I get whenever some cupcake/cake/pie/cookie does not turn out right), I cheat-baked. I bought instant. I pretended to be fucking Betty Crocker and baked. You might say to me -"Hey Shanaaz, that's okay. The cakes will turn out nice and you will feel good" and add a semicolon and a closing parentheses at the end to make me feel better.

Well, I didn't feel better.

The cupcakes I made sucked. I don't know why either. I try and try but seems like I am getting worse and worse at this baking thing. People say practice make perfect. Evidently, it is not applicable to me because I am abnormal. Damn it. (WHY GOD WHY).

However, I have not tried frosting from a can in a looong time. It's not too bad. I might get one of these bad boys whenever I am depressed and dip chocolate chip cookies into it. *Bookmarked* My mind.. bookmarked that thought...so that I.. yeah.. okay. You get the point.

Well, a stupid bug has flown into my room now. That's why I always close my windows in my room- No one ever understands why. Gawd. So annoyingg. Alright, bimbo Shanaaz seems to be crawling out as well. I would say I am going to head to bed-but I am not. I am just going to lie down and google/youtube weird facts that I want to know...or a good tuna sandwich recipe.

Till then...Good Night.